kaykonut:

dollycoquetry:

Okay I’m done reblogging non-cute, non-me stuff for the time being, but this was hilarious.

THIS DUDE TAKES PICTURES OF PEOPLE WITHOUT THEIR PERMISSION, POSTS IT ON THE INTERNET, MAKES FUN OF THE PERSON FOR THE WAY THEY DRESS, THEN CALLS THAT PERSON AN ASSHOLE AND WONDERS WHY HE AINT GOT A GIRL??????????

Pros of dating me: I can cosplay your OTP with you.

deadwasp:

you tellin me mangas aint japanese colouring books

kangaya:

do u ever have that default username that you always use and if a site already has it taken youre like . speechless

bloodybookworm:

A CAT A FREAKING CAT GETS A STAR ON THE HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME AND I’M SITTING HERE WORKING MY BUTT OFF TRYING TO GET THROUGH COLLEGE AND MAKE A STANDARD LIVING AND THIS CAT MAKES A FROWNY FACE AT A CAMERA AND GETS A FRICKING HOLLYWOOD STAR NOPE NO I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THAT

reallylameblog:

now THIS is something I could Fuck

reallylameblog:

now THIS is something I could Fuck

romankyaryday:

i went to a new school when i started second grade and i still remember what my parents said to me as they dropped me off on my first day at the new school: “dont do your yoshi impression, it’s weird and you’ll make no friends.”

blank:

“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan

krocatoo:

Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.

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laurassbutt:

littoralbones:

buttodenkirk:

have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating

I thought you said beheaded

that would not be an accident









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